Post by Iain on Feb 24, 2004 6:57:39 GMT -5
Heres a fun poll to teach you all more about the Daleks..
Dalek magazines carry the same awful quizes which you find in less universe-dominating publications on Earth, and every Dalek is concerned as to whether they're macho enough - made of the "right stuff" to conquer those puny life forms from other worlds. So here is a sample of those self-analysis quizes - how do you rate???
1: You've had a hard day at work, terrorising Thals. When you get home, which of these things would you do:
a: Put on your carpet slippers, and relax with a glass of Bordeaux.
b: Go out and kill a few low-life mutants in the swamps around the Dalek capital city.
c: Exterminate anybody you meet who isn't a Dalek?
2: You've run out of ammunition. Do you:
a: Reflect on the fact that life is harsh, and wait to get shot by the Movellans.
b: Go and beat up a nearby Mechanoid and steal his.
c: Reload, because you always carry a spare pack, just in case.
3: You meet Doctor Who at a Space conference. Do you:
a: Discuss old times with him, like when he blew up the ship you were flying in to attack the planet Earth.
b: Offer him a glass of wine, and then tell him that he cannot defeat the Daleks, because they are the Master Race.
c: Exterminate him at once, without even stopping to gloat about how the Daleks are the Master Race.
4: You are chasing an enemy in a building, and he runs up some stairs. Do you:
a: Fume that he has escaped, and go back to base, to face certain extermination for having failed the Daleks...
b: Try to get upstairs using the elavators, or look for an anti-grav platform.
c: Destroy the entire building, to make sure that he doesn't get away in any case.
5: You encounter Davros in a ruined bunker on Skaro. Do you:
a: Rescue him, and set him up as your leader.
b: Reflect on how he was the creator of the Daleks but that was a long time ago.
c: Exterminate him - Daleks are the Master Race - they don't need Davros anymore!!!
6: You see a travelogue of TV about the planet Earth. Do you:
a: Remember that your uncle Charlie died in the failed invasion of Earth in 2064, and sigh.
b: Consider that invading planets with active magnetic cores isn't a good idea.
c: Round up some friends from the Dalek Legions, and go conquer it right this second!
7: Some Thal prisoners are brought before you. Do you:
a: Remember that you used to share the planet Skaro with them, after all.
b: Consider them to be hideous mutants.
c: Exterminate them! Exterminate all enemies of the Daleks!
RESULT-ASSESSMENT SECTION
How did you do:
For each "a:" - score 0 points
For each "b:" - score 1 point
For each "c:" - score 5 points
Total of less than 7:
You utter wimp! You aren't fit to conquer your own bathroom, let alone the universe. You're an embarrassment to the Master Race. Go kill yourself at once, and try not to cry when you do it...
Total of between 7 and 20:
You have potential. If you ask Davros nicely, he can start to re-engineer your genes, and mutate you into one of the Master Race. Given time, you might be worthy to become cannon-fodder for the glorious Dalek armies.
Total of 20 or more:
You're a real Dalek, ready to give all in the service of the Supreme Dalek! Just one question - if you're so keen, how come you had time to fill out this quiz? Your time-wasting has failed the Master Race - kindly go and exterminate yourself at once!
Dalek magazines carry the same awful quizes which you find in less universe-dominating publications on Earth, and every Dalek is concerned as to whether they're macho enough - made of the "right stuff" to conquer those puny life forms from other worlds. So here is a sample of those self-analysis quizes - how do you rate???
1: You've had a hard day at work, terrorising Thals. When you get home, which of these things would you do:
a: Put on your carpet slippers, and relax with a glass of Bordeaux.
b: Go out and kill a few low-life mutants in the swamps around the Dalek capital city.
c: Exterminate anybody you meet who isn't a Dalek?
2: You've run out of ammunition. Do you:
a: Reflect on the fact that life is harsh, and wait to get shot by the Movellans.
b: Go and beat up a nearby Mechanoid and steal his.
c: Reload, because you always carry a spare pack, just in case.
3: You meet Doctor Who at a Space conference. Do you:
a: Discuss old times with him, like when he blew up the ship you were flying in to attack the planet Earth.
b: Offer him a glass of wine, and then tell him that he cannot defeat the Daleks, because they are the Master Race.
c: Exterminate him at once, without even stopping to gloat about how the Daleks are the Master Race.
4: You are chasing an enemy in a building, and he runs up some stairs. Do you:
a: Fume that he has escaped, and go back to base, to face certain extermination for having failed the Daleks...
b: Try to get upstairs using the elavators, or look for an anti-grav platform.
c: Destroy the entire building, to make sure that he doesn't get away in any case.
5: You encounter Davros in a ruined bunker on Skaro. Do you:
a: Rescue him, and set him up as your leader.
b: Reflect on how he was the creator of the Daleks but that was a long time ago.
c: Exterminate him - Daleks are the Master Race - they don't need Davros anymore!!!
6: You see a travelogue of TV about the planet Earth. Do you:
a: Remember that your uncle Charlie died in the failed invasion of Earth in 2064, and sigh.
b: Consider that invading planets with active magnetic cores isn't a good idea.
c: Round up some friends from the Dalek Legions, and go conquer it right this second!
7: Some Thal prisoners are brought before you. Do you:
a: Remember that you used to share the planet Skaro with them, after all.
b: Consider them to be hideous mutants.
c: Exterminate them! Exterminate all enemies of the Daleks!
RESULT-ASSESSMENT SECTION
How did you do:
For each "a:" - score 0 points
For each "b:" - score 1 point
For each "c:" - score 5 points
Total of less than 7:
You utter wimp! You aren't fit to conquer your own bathroom, let alone the universe. You're an embarrassment to the Master Race. Go kill yourself at once, and try not to cry when you do it...
Total of between 7 and 20:
You have potential. If you ask Davros nicely, he can start to re-engineer your genes, and mutate you into one of the Master Race. Given time, you might be worthy to become cannon-fodder for the glorious Dalek armies.
Total of 20 or more:
You're a real Dalek, ready to give all in the service of the Supreme Dalek! Just one question - if you're so keen, how come you had time to fill out this quiz? Your time-wasting has failed the Master Race - kindly go and exterminate yourself at once!
