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Post by Iain on Jan 25, 2004 13:48:05 GMT -5
A little bit of fun here, what kind of quotes do you not think you would be hearing from our famous warriors in Dynasty Warriors.
Here's a couple I thought up.
Liu Bei,(to brothers before battle) "Look guys I know we swore an oath and all that stuff, but I dont really feel like dieing today kinda hurt my social life so to speak, besides we were just assing around when we said all that dying on the same day rubbish, werent we?"
Huang Gai,(at Chi Bi) "Umm anyone got a light??"
Dong Zhuo "You know I think I'll be nice to people today."
Meng Huo(to Zhu Rong) "Look you silly cow, stop nagging me, and go and make me some dinner woman!"
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Post by Chibichan on Jan 25, 2004 13:56:21 GMT -5
Great idea... curse myself for not thinking of it first~!! Let's see if I can think of a few...
Lu Xun: 'Burn, baby, burn! Disco Inferrnooooo!' (at Yi Ling)
Wei Yan: 'A square plus B square equals C square!' (anything intellegent)
Sima Yi: 'Lord Cao Cao! Zhuge Liang's making fun of me!'
Sima Yi: 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me!' (at Wu Zhang Plains)
Cao Cao: 'Mmm... why do you play so hard to get, Liu Bei?'
Zhao Yun: 'I will bravely fight off anyone who harms my lord- what the... blood?' *faint*
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Post by Iain on Jan 25, 2004 14:14:35 GMT -5
Wei Yan "I say old chap, how about a rousing encounter with our wonderful instuments of offence?"
Xu Zhu "Why certainly my noble adversary, I find encounters such as these quite bracing."
Lu Bu "And I shall shall quietly watch, and await the outcome of two fine combatants."
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Post by Chibichan on Jan 25, 2004 14:20:05 GMT -5
*laughs insanely*
Now, Wei Yan with a snooty British accent would seem humorous enough, but I think the part with Lu Bu is the icing on the cake!
Ma Chao: 'You evil man! You killed my daddy! Die!'
Cao Cao: 'I AM your father!'
Ma Chao: 'WTF?!'
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Post by Iain on Jan 25, 2004 14:30:54 GMT -5
*laughs insanely* Ma Chao: 'You evil man! You killed my daddy! Die!' Cao Cao: 'I AM your father!' Ma Chao: 'WTF?!' Ah Star Wars now eh? well how about this quote from Dong (The Emperor) Zhuo, to his henchman Lu(Vader) Bu. "Soon our enemies will be crushed and young Liu Bei one of us!"
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Post by Chibichan on Jan 25, 2004 14:35:22 GMT -5
*begins to throw a giggle fit*
That's great! LOL!
Lu Meng: 'The seige does not go well... I will-'
Gan Ning: 'Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee-' *puts himself in catapult and flies over Fan's walls*
Lu Meng: 'Sonofa-'
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Post by Iain on Jan 25, 2004 14:42:19 GMT -5
You like my Star Wars grand encounter? I thought Dong would make a good 'Emperor', I think he did too. Cant you just see Liu Bei and Lu Bu dukeing it out with lightsabers in front of a laughing Dong Zhuo?
I can picture that easy ;D
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Post by boogiepopmeup on Jan 25, 2004 15:59:27 GMT -5
'you know what wei yan? you're right.'~zhuge liang
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Post by Sky Scorcher on Jan 25, 2004 16:20:19 GMT -5
Liu Bei- Well, the Han had a good run... Lets just let Cao Cao have the land. Zhou Yu- Zhuge Liang is better than me. Meh, I don't really care. Zhang Fei- I think I should stop drinking and go sober. Guan Yu- Sure! I'll join Wu!! Red is cool!! Ma Chao- Cao Cao, lets be best friends. ;D Dian Wei- I don't feel like protecting you today, Cao Cao. Lu Bu- Ah, what the hell... I'll let Dong Zhuo have Dian Chan... Cao Cao- Hey! Cool! Look at those ships burn! Zhang Jiao- I don't feel like revolting today... I'll post some more later.
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Post by Iain on Jan 25, 2004 16:51:21 GMT -5
Heh sometimes in the book I thought Liu Bei was actually thinking that way, he seemed so unresponsive to events happening around him.
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Post by SteelDragon on Jan 25, 2004 17:32:00 GMT -5
Zhuge Liang: Strategy? Pfft, lets just charge in there and bonk some heads!
Xiahou Dun after the Arrow in Eye bit : Eeeew..*throws away*
Lu Bu: Fighting Sucks..i wanna go home..
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Post by Sky Scorcher on Jan 25, 2004 18:38:29 GMT -5
Liu Biao- Lets fight Cao Cao! Sun Jian- Lets sell the Imperial Seal to the Mongolians!! Yuan Shao- Dong Zhuo is a great leader. Huang Zhong- I can't shoot a arrow!! I have arthritis!! Zhou Tai- I have a itch under all this armor! Zhao Yun- Pzzt! Liu Chan can save himself. Cao Ren- Don't disrespect me because i'm short! I'll kick your ass!
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Post by SteelDragon on Jan 25, 2004 22:13:21 GMT -5
After Zhang Jiao Reads the 'ways of peace' - "OH!, so we DONT use weapons..ok.."
Sun Jian "Whats the 'Imperial Seal?' "
Meng Huo "pwwe, its hot out today.."
Dong Zhou at Hu Lao Gate "why are you guys attacking? i never did anything wrong"
Gan Ning "Jinggle Bells Jinggle Bells..." sorry i could'nt resist.. ;D
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Guts
Peon
"This place is the last you'll ever see. Your deaths means nothing to me." - Guts
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Post by Guts on Jan 28, 2004 3:37:20 GMT -5
Gan Ning (At Ling Tong) I'm going to tell your father. Lu Bu (At Diao Chan) Feelings nothing more then feelings. Gan Ning ( At Xaihou Dun ) You can't see what I can see.
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Post by Chibichan on Jan 28, 2004 19:19:59 GMT -5
Lu Xun: 'What? Failure?! I'm going home!!!' *runs and cries for his mother*
Cao Cao: 'Cao Pi... all my sons and daughters... I must tell you this, but I am not your father.'
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