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Post by ShoGirl on Feb 20, 2004 19:08:03 GMT -5
Here's mine, although they ARE pathetic:
How Lu Xun got so obsessed with fire
Lu Xun: Mummy, can I borrow a match stick, please? It's for my homework for burning things up. *In his mind: Mwhahahahahahahaha...cough, cough* Lu Xun's Mummy: Of course, dear. Here you go *In her mind: Mwhahahaha!!! Go Xun! Burn down any dry things you can see! But not this house! Mwhahahahahahahaha...cough, cough*
So you can see why Lu Xun is obsessed with fire: from his mother, who's also obsessed with fire!
How Zhang He got obsessed with *Pretty Things*
Zhang He (Before he goes poetic and uh, fruity): Oh, I'm so bored and I've got nothing to do. Plus, my old claws are getting rusty. (Shows a very old rusty DW3 Peathingy Talon claws) (Sudddenly, a *Hotohori look-a-like appears) *HLAL: Hello, would you like to join the Society of Narcissists? It's got free claws. Zhang He: Did you say free claws?
Minutes later
Zhang He: Ah, such grace with the pattern designs of these claws. HLAL: Yes, such elegance with your costume too. Plus, you get free butterfly wings with every new member joining. Zhang He: Thank you. When's the next *beautiful* poem session in? HLAL: I think it's on next month or something.
And that's this stpuid explanation why Zhang He has gone a bit fruity and got so many of his fan girls
Bleh, I hope you enjoy my part. That's my 1st try on bringing comdey.
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The Coming Evil
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Post by The Coming Evil on Mar 10, 2004 17:59:24 GMT -5
dian wei at wan castle looking at the entire army (the way he really held off the army
DianWei: hold it right there ... sit down everyone n let me tell you my life story......when i was a lil boy of 5 ..........(15min late) so thats when i was 10 end i had my first axe n threw in to my father head(30 min later).... but now people stop picking on me as soon asa i started lifting weights(1 hour later) so that brings me to were we are right now
soldiers: Caocao has escape DW: what he left without me? (dw running) Archer capt: Fire sad to say what happen to the big Lug
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The Coming Evil
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Post by The Coming Evil on Mar 10, 2004 18:01:54 GMT -5
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Post by Lu Meng on Apr 15, 2004 6:24:59 GMT -5
Ok! Do you know how the golf game is invented in china? Lu Bu to Xu Zhu: "I want to duel you!" Xu Zhu: "You want to play with me?" *The duel begins* *The first strike Xu Zhu applies with his big club hits Lu Bu and send him into the air* *Lu Bu falls down in a mud hole* Xu Zhu: "Hole in one!"
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Post by Shuist on Apr 18, 2004 17:15:39 GMT -5
Sima Yi and Cao Cao are having a drink one night.
Sima Yi: Cao Cao, can I usurp the Wei Kingdom when you die? Cao Cao:Sure Sima, you can do anything you want to.
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