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Post by Iain on Feb 4, 2004 0:10:13 GMT -5
A new idea of mine is to have a weekly Caption the picture contest. A picture will be posted here, members will have a week to post what they think is a suitable funny quote to go along with the picture. A topic containing a similar idea is already running hereThe point here is to display your natural wit, others can vote for their favorites out of the choices available, the winner will score points based on originality, humour and style, and they will post the next picture for the following week for others to try. Hopefully this idea can succeed, I think this could be a fun topic that will show our members creative skills off.
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Post by Iain on Feb 4, 2004 3:46:33 GMT -5
And the first picture is up!! Get thinking everyone I think GTA should lend itself to some truely funny quotes.Contest closes in a week.....
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Post by boogiepopmeup on Feb 4, 2004 15:05:24 GMT -5
the fuzz: listen buddy you can't be smokin' within 10 feet of this entrance, got it?
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Post by Chibichan on Feb 4, 2004 18:49:09 GMT -5
Nation-wide surveys PROVE that cops really don't do their jobs as a guy with a bazooka casually walk past a sleeping cop (cops learn to sleep with their eyes OPEN in training camp).
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Post by SteelDragon on Feb 4, 2004 20:01:00 GMT -5
It did'nt take Long for Officer Lewis to arrive at the robbery in progress...and decide it was time for a good long vacation
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Post by Sky Scorcher on Feb 4, 2004 21:29:27 GMT -5
"This is what the tattoo parlor gets for screwing up by tattoo. Good thing theres a blind cop over there, too...."
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Guts
Peon
"This place is the last you'll ever see. Your deaths means nothing to me." - Guts
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Post by Guts on Feb 9, 2004 5:35:21 GMT -5
It did'nt take Long for Officer Lewis to arrive at the robbery in progress...and decide it was time for a good long vacation That was a good one lol Tatto check Cigars check new car check. or Cop: I had to take the long way to Krispy Kreme He's walking across the street getting ready to setup the man in the red hat when he gos into a phone booth. While the cop is eating donuts.
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Post by ShoGirl on Feb 20, 2004 19:52:20 GMT -5
You haven't read nothing yet with my 'funny' version.
Bloke With A Red Cap (don't ask): Where's Cindy? She told me to wait here by the tattoo and body piercing parlour at 2 pm. *Then mobile phone rings* B.W.A.R.C: Hello? Cindy! Huh? What do you mean you're going out with a bloke with a bazooka on his shoulder? Hello *Then mobile phone hangs out.*
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Bazooka Guy (don't ask again): Right, where's my new girlfriend, Cindy? *Behind Bazooka Guy is a police officer, who is actually 'Cindy', waiting to arrest him. Actually his real name is Cinna D and his sister Cindy D is out in Vice City with Tommy Vercetti (main character in GTA Vice City)* Cinna D: I've got you now Bazooka Guy! Mwhahahahahahahaha....*cough,cough*
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Post by Iain on Feb 20, 2004 20:15:51 GMT -5
Hmm interesting results, I know I've been slow in judging this, sorry all it will be decided this weekend Promise.
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Post by Sky Scorcher on Feb 20, 2004 21:01:42 GMT -5
Please hurry. This one is starting to bore me...
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Post by Iain on Feb 22, 2004 19:43:18 GMT -5
Ok decision time for the caption contest finally.
Really sorry it took so long too everyone, I am awarding everyone points by the way just for entering and waiting so long....
So lets see all the quotes now..
Boogiepopmeup...."the fuzz: listen buddy you can't be smokin' within 10 feet of this entrance, got it? "(short sweet and to the point...)
Chibichan...."Nation-wide surveys PROVE that cops really don't do their jobs as a guy with a bazooka casually walk past a sleeping cop (cops learn to sleep with their eyes OPEN in training camp). " (Irony can be very funny at times..)
SteelDragon..."It did'nt take Long for Officer Lewis to arrive at the robbery in progress...and decide it was time for a good long vacation" (funny one, more irony..)
Sky Scorcher..."This is what the tattoo parlor gets for screwing up my tattoo. Good thing theres a blind cop over there, too...." (retribution, can be funny too.)
Guts..Tatto check Cigars check new car check.or Cop: I had to take the long way to Krispy Kreme(not bad but only one choice next time please...)
ShoGirl.."Bloke With A Red Cap (don't ask): Where's Cindy? She told me to wait here by the tattoo and body piercing parlour at 2 pm. *Then mobile phone rings* B.W.A.R.C: Hello? Cindy! Huh? What do you mean you're going out with a bloke with a bazooka on his shoulder? Hello *Then mobile phone hangs out.* Meanwhile... Bazooka Guy (don't ask again): Right, where's my new girlfriend, Cindy? *Behind Bazooka Guy is a police officer, who is actually 'Cindy', waiting to arrest him. Actually his real name is Cinna D and his sister Cindy D is out in Vice City with Tommy Vercetti (main character in GTA Vice City)* Cinna D: I've got you now Bazooka Guy! Mwhahahahahahahaha....*cough,cough*"(Hmm very detailed and more a story than a one-liner, a good attempt though..)
So Boogiepopmeup gets 8/10 score for being 'short and sweet' with his comment (it seemed to fit best for this one)...SteelDragon I award 6/10 for second place with an nice ironic answer, and everyone else gets 5/10 for attempts that all were good but didnt quite make it.
I am trying a different strategy with caption #2 a link will be set up under the picture to a poll so everyone can vote on peoples choices here, there will be a cut off time for suggestions too this time and the voteing will shut down after a few days of the last quote.
So get those choices in early, the cut off time for this next picture for suggestions is 5pm western time Friday Feb 27th and the voteing will be shut down on 5pm Sunday Feb 29th. Everyone who participated in this contest will be notifyed by P.M. when voteing is open.
Thanks to everyone for joining in and good luck with the next picture below.
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Post by Iain on Feb 22, 2004 19:48:31 GMT -5
CAPTION CONTEST #2And no your eyes are not deceiving you that really is Zhang Jiao from DW2, have fun everyone with this one. Voteing will start Friday Feb27th at 5pm Pacific time at a link I shall post here.
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Post by TiRaMisu on Feb 23, 2004 5:53:20 GMT -5
Zhang jiao:"I'm a little altar short & stout~...here is my flame & here is my spout!"
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Post by Lord Yuan Shao on Feb 23, 2004 12:13:11 GMT -5
Zhang Jiao: "My children are dying...the imperials are here, and they will be punished by the Heavens!Behold my knowledge,I am more that a simple brainwasher of my people,I am their path, and you are their pain, so come for me and purify yourselves with the flame of salvation!"
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Post by Sky Scorcher on Feb 23, 2004 21:26:04 GMT -5
Ned Flanders: I'm coming to China, Jesus!!!
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